1 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:52,898 Magda, we are in Monte Carlo and I'll immediately bet a million! 2 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:56,098 You promised we would stayed a week. 3 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:59,298 If I win and we stay for two months, does it disgust you? I won't lose. 4 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:02,498 - You also said it at Roma-Lecce. - Stop it! 5 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:07,177 Tonight I have all the numbers in front of me to the eyes, 0, 15, 26, 32... 6 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:11,414 ..and the final 3 with "les chevaux". - What? - The horses. 7 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,493 How ignorant you are! 8 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,697 - "Happy soirée." - "Merci." 9 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:19,500 When do you fool me, flirt? 10 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,493 Furio, wait, I'm wearing high heels! 11 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:27,894 - You could have worn sandals. - You have me said, "Dress up." - Shut up! 12 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:31,292 SPEAK FRENCH 13 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,895 Linen, I like it here! 14 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:39,099 - Don't get involved in the game. - No, I'm not interested in the casino. 15 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:43,299 We don't have that habit, at most we play Scopa... 16 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:47,295 ...to our restaurant. - Together with Ines, Walter... 17 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:50,896 ...and to the chef Raimondo, the chef with the golden ass! 18 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:55,099 Gino, I'm going back on the boat. I'm calmer. 19 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:59,299 Linen, relax! We're at the casino of Montecarlo among the VIPs. 20 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:03,499 - Let's play a game to celebrate. - Just a taste. 21 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:06,698 - Here you are. - How many are there? - 200 francs, will be... 22 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:11,889 42,500 lire. Let them taste it! This is a complete menu. 23 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:15,132 - Judgement, Gino! - Greedy! Come on! 24 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,339 - If it was for you, we still had it the dairy. - Let's get back on the boat. 25 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,617 Stingy! Walk! 26 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:42,897 - Patricia! - Oscar! 27 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:48,089 What a pleasure to see you! What a joy, after such a long time! 28 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:52,299 - Meet my friend Ronald. - Ronald, very happy! 29 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:56,499 I'm a casino animal. Distinguishing signs, bad luck. 30 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,698 - Did you lose tonight too? - A catastrophe. 31 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:06,175 Today the numbers avoided me like the slalom poles. 32 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:11,369 - How much did you lose? - 30 million, but the night is still long. 33 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:15,898 I can arrive easily to a hundred. 34 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:20,896 I have a gambling habit, I play everything: horses, dogs, cats... 35 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:24,098 ..even on those who have a cuff longer. 36 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:30,089 She has it, I lost. Can I offer you a drink? Waiter! 37 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:34,299 - You play dice, I presume. - Sometimes. 38 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:40,092 Let's play a game. She is friend Patrizia, I can trust. 39 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:43,696 Okay. Let's make a thousand dollars a shot? 40 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:48,298 A thousand dollars! Do you think I will refuse? 41 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,497 I accept, please. 42 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:00,897 Poker! 43 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,657 Poker. 44 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,895 - Poker. - Fuck! 45 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,177 Read. 46 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:19,698 - "Ronald Houston..." Whitney's relative? - Read. 47 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:23,296 "Vice President of the Casino Operation." 48 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,896 "Caesar Palace, Las Vegas." Fuck! 49 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:30,496 From us those who do these tricks... 50 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:34,893 ..they end up as a meal to desert vultures... 51 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:39,611 ..along with their friends. Poker! - Chip! 52 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:47,892 - Nice, sociable guy... - You said: "Look at that 'chicken'!" 53 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,735 So we wasted the evening. 54 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:55,530 It is not said, maybe I have something for you. 55 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:58,499 Oh! Mr. Duroc! 56 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:01,698 Hello, old "sola" of an Oscar! 57 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:05,092 You're a little rusty. 58 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:08,298 I thought I was at the table with Tonino Carino... 59 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:13,489 ..\nAndreotti was there instead! - Oscar, always around the casinos! 60 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:17,893 I'm amazed at you! If you want beat, you have to organize yourself. 61 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:23,692 I have a villa, a boat and I spend the season on the French Riviera... 62 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:28,935 ..by designing the right traps. Do you see those two? 63 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:33,378 - I'll put a straightener on it. - this one! 64 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:37,090 They are from the Marche region, they make shoes, they are rich... 65 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:42,892 ..and they go crazy for "gnocchi", feminine. - Ah, the pappardelle! 66 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:46,496 - I "hook" them and I'll take them to your villa. - Good. 67 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,778 Make them drink, this is the address. 68 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,369 Well! 69 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:57,899 - I'm playing all these greens. - It's like a tray of these. 70 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:05,653 - Good evening. - "Good..." - Good evening. 71 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:09,495 - "Ginetto" or poker? - Poker. 72 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:15,292 - It will be a very simple thing. - How much do Patrizia and I get? 73 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:19,499 - Shall we do 20%? - No, 25%. - 18%! 74 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,459 17%, good luck! 75 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:39,096 - Go with the final 3! - Did you get it? - Yes, the 23rd! 76 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:43,299 - I can't lose tonight! - You also said it in Rome... 77 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:46,498 - Stop it! - In Roma-Liverpool, a defeat! 78 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:51,132 Shut up, I have to concentrate. SPEAK FRENCH 79 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,813 Finally! 80 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,494 Good evening. 81 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:14,211 - I was afraid you were lost. - Francesco Nagni, pleasure. 82 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,300 I open by 5,000 francs. 83 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,893 Two cards. 84 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,174 A card. 85 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:46,018 - I served him. - Four. 86 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:14,697 - 10,000 francs. - In front to arrogance, patience is needed. 87 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:19,332 - Over. - Instead I see 10,000. 88 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:24,780 - 10,000 plus 50,000. - Shall we go straight to the heavy stuff? 89 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:29,457 - I see. - Me too. 90 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,810 Poker of kings. 91 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,693 (croupier) Zero, white. 92 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:40,579 - Furio, you are a fairy tale! - I feel bad, I don't believe it! 93 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,892 I destroy them! I take it like a magnet! 94 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:47,098 - Now let's go! - Are you kidding? 95 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:51,299 It would be like Columbus landing in America and after 15 minutes he leaves. 96 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:55,738 There is a treasure here to be exploited! SPEAK FRENCH 97 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,178 Oh God, my legs are shaking! 98 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:04,378 - Lino, the 12th? - Meh! 99 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,214 - 15? - Meh! 100 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:15,092 - How much do we win? - Four Milanese cutlets... 101 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,490 ..with a side of spinach. 102 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,897 - Good evening. - Good evening. 103 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,889 (croupier) 15, black. 104 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,290 15! 105 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:39,295 Ouch! What do we do, shall we go? 106 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:44,296 We're just getting started! If it wasn't for you, we would have won. 107 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:48,898 - I'll call the restaurant to find out the proceeds. - What the fuck... 108 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:53,577 For one evening don't think about taking the money, play! 109 00:10:53,820 --> 00:11:00,089 I'm back on the boat, I'm calmer. I'm calmer, you know! 110 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:05,699 I know. I'll stay there a little longer, I have fun, I like it. 111 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:09,092 - Have fun, but judiciously. - Linen... 112 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:14,699 - Look at those clever eyes he has! - Judiciously. - All right. 113 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:18,899 - Linus, 18? - Meh! - Fuck you! 114 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,097 18. 115 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:28,491 - 18. - I won, I won! 116 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,892 Lino, I won! 117 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:38,580 (sings) The plate is mine! I deserve it! It's mine! 118 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:45,497 - Calm down, you won a pittance. - Are 35 cutlets a pittance? 119 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:48,175 I lost 60 million. 120 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,890 He basically lost an attic in Milano 3, without the garage. 121 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:57,089 - Give me some tokens. - Why? - Now the 12th comes out. 122 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,695 Okay... 123 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:03,899 No, stop! Don't do that, I still have to play! 124 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,098 - Don't you have any more? - No, they're finished. 125 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:11,493 - Still! I hear it comes out on the 13th. - No, miss! 126 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,016 Not the ATM! 127 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:18,132 That's 300,000 lire a month! 128 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:25,138 - 13! I told him! - But she has a... 129 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,894 He is very lucky! 130 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:31,496 You bring me luck, don't move. 131 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,892 I'll stay here, as you want. It's mine! 132 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:40,294 (sings) I deserve it! It's mine! It's mine! 133 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:46,297 Here! I put the money away, I take it home. 134 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:49,976 - One hundred thousand. - I'll pass it. 135 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:55,816 - I see! - I'm spiteful and raise of 200,000. 136 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,174 Step. 137 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,656 Let's do 300,000? 138 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:06,495 In my opinion, yours is a bluff. 139 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,778 I see. 140 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:33,698 - Poker of Aces. - Don't move or I'll make you black! Look here! 141 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,898 It must have been a blast! 142 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,453 Bastard! 143 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:46,415 I'm sorry, I didn't know that this bastard was cheating! 144 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:49,976 It doesn't matter, we got our money back. 145 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,178 Unlucky at the game, lucky in love. 146 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:58,290 - Are you coming with us to the nightclub? - No, I'll stay a little longer. 147 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:03,614 You didn't understand that they all agreed? 148 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:08,889 Then the chicken goes away with all the feathers, slut! 149 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:14,419 - Let's go. - Yes, before I lose my patience. 150 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,497 - Does it hurt? - No... 151 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,256 Dirty slut disgusting with a slut... Not much! 152 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:26,178 If your hand shakes, you don't have to sit at the table. 153 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,377 In fact I fell! 154 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:34,099 - You were wrong like a beginner. - It's strange. 155 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:38,299 The exchange had been perfect, like Paul Newman in "The Sting". 156 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:41,180 - But it was too tight for me... - The heart? 157 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:46,369 - No, my ass, I was scared. - Retreat or you will be in big trouble. 158 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:53,296 - Shall we go to sleep? - Yes, I already took the sleeping pill. 159 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:58,091 Good evening, Mr. Duroc. Thanks for a wonderful evening! 160 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:03,494 Change profession, looking for chickens to pluck... 161 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,697 ..to someone else! 162 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,290 I won! Oh God, I'm getting paralysis! 163 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:14,293 - We won! - No, I won! 164 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,692 - How many are there? - What an evening! 165 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:23,299 We smashed it kick your ass! Put it in! 166 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:26,498 Here we need a wheelbarrow. 167 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:41,091 - How much is it in lire? - About 250 million. 168 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:46,494 - Compliments! - The news it spread throughout the Principality. 169 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,050 - For her. - Thank you! 170 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:53,498 - You gave him 100,000 lire! - I couldn't give him a token. 171 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:56,892 This is a moment unforgettable. 172 00:15:57,140 --> 00:16:01,099 I wasn't so happy when Lazio was about to go to C! 173 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:04,298 If they saw us the friends of the club! 174 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,134 They would turn green with envy. 175 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,339 Remo, for example, the one who has the underwear shop... 176 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:15,892 ..always says I'm unlucky to the game. Remo, take this! 177 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:19,895 I'm in Monte Carlo drinking champagne. 178 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:24,498 Let's go, or to the hotel of Saint-Tropez give away the room. 179 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:29,894 Are you crazy? I don't move, it's a lucky moment. 180 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:35,089 I'll play tomorrow night too, I've been waiting for this opportunity all my life... 181 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:40,176 ..and you want to take me to the beach? - I'm bored! 182 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,696 - Are you bored? - Yes. 183 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:46,899 Two weeks ago, earlier to meet me, you went to Ladispoli! 184 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,690 Carolina lives here, not your sister-in-law Ivana. 185 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:02,492 - You don't even have a car? - I live on a boat. 186 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:06,495 - Maybe it will be a dinghy. - I'm not a bum! 187 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:09,892 He lost 800,000 lire and it makes it a tragedy. 188 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:14,099 When one doesn't have the means, you'd better play bowls. 189 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:18,174 In your opinion, I don't have the means? 190 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:22,493 - Don't be ashamed, it's life. - What are you saying? 191 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:29,498 Know that I earn about a billion and a half a year. 192 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:35,975 I'm swollen like an Easter egg, I'm mine! 193 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,813 Industrial? 194 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:43,897 Moreover! I have a restaurant, 300 covers per day. 195 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:47,974 In the evening me and Lino we take cash. 196 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:53,454 - Not bad! - I came here to buy a house... 197 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,850 ...and take up residence. 198 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,058 From Switzerland I got transferred... 199 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:06,132 Can anyone hear me? 700 million "truffled". 200 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:10,499 - What? - (sings) Black, black, black truffles! 201 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,380 Tartufonati black as coal! 202 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,578 She has 700 million with her in cash? 203 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,892 No, Lino has them on the boat, in the safe. 204 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:24,498 He's terrible, He's worse than Schwarzenegger. 205 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:29,291 - Did you come with your wives? - No, Lino and I are gentlemen. 206 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:33,898 - Single. - There are two of us! Gino and Lino. 207 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:39,897 - Are you inviting me to the restaurant this evening? - Now? - No, it's dawn. 208 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:44,532 - Maybe I have a fever, you can feel it with his lips? - No! 209 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,254 I played a joke on her! 210 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:57,930 Do you want me to accompany you first? Make an effort. 211 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,333 No thank you. I live a little outside and I have a jealous man. 212 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,457 Is he a Southerner? 213 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,971 - See you tonight at the "Buccaniere"? - No, to the "Pirate". 214 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:12,895 They are all brothers from the Coast! Good night. 215 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,212 Look "soft" tonight! 216 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,495 - Did you win? - I almost won. 217 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:40,894 In short... yes, enough. I broke even, that's it. 218 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:45,293 It took you to break even all night? Artichoke! 219 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,497 But I had fun. 220 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:51,290 Nice people, nice croupiers, beautiful glasses! 221 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:57,297 - Nice chips, so many chips! - Even the one that was in the taxi. 222 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:01,693 - You "cooked", right? - I put the pan on the fire. 223 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:05,137 Tonight I'll throw away the pasta, linguine! 224 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:12,889 - Did you find anything? - Yes, there are many apartments. 225 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:18,499 - Must have a large terrace. - Today we have an appointment. 226 00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:22,574 This is an "over the top" penthouse. 227 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,858 And I'm "over the top" tonight! 228 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,094 Hey, stop it! 229 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:36,494 - It was him. - It doesn't matter, you make noise and we want to sleep. 230 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:41,496 - What happens? - They make a lot of noise. - I came here to rest. 231 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,291 In Rome I get up every night at 4 to buy meat for you! 232 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:50,499 If I had known, I would have gone to Monte Libretti! 233 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,380 Come on, otherwise I'll inflate them. 234 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,898 - What happens? - Carlos, make me a chamomile, please... 235 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,178 ..otherwise I won't go back to sleep. 236 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:06,896 - We dressed in the "amatriciana" style. - A lobster alla vaccinara at 12! 237 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,931 Hold this bell! 238 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:27,894 - Good morning, miss. - No coffee, I want to sleep! 239 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:33,294 So it makes me uncomfortable with the Commander. 240 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,498 - Did you look for me last night? - No, but if he finds out... 241 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:41,496 ..that she goes to the casino every night, he fires me. - Exaggerated! 242 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:46,769 - Why can't I go to the casino? - The Commander doesn't want it. 243 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:50,979 - She ordered me to prevent her from play. - Have I asked you for money again? 244 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:56,613 No, after he played my salary for 1987... 245 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:00,819 ..this habit is over. TELEPHONE RINGING 246 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:08,294 Ready? Good morning, Commander! 247 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,213 Miss Silvia? 248 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,298 I'm sorry, he's sleeping. 249 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,214 Late to bed? No, Commander! 250 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:25,091 At the casino? No! Otherwise what am I doing here? 251 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,089 All right, Commander, I'll call you back. 252 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,853 Good morning. 253 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:36,095 My friends say that black staff are better. 254 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,091 “Après!” 255 00:22:56,140 --> 00:23:00,293 Magda, you mixed up my underwear with yours, be careful. 256 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:04,898 - Is breakfast coming? - They have I knocked, but no one came in. 257 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:10,579 I ordered a breakfast which costs a million, it's all there! 258 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,700 This Voeller is crazy! 259 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,490 - Don't you say anything about the hotel? - It's a fairy tale. 260 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:24,770 I slept very well, just barely I lay down, I fainted. 261 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,297 “Après!” KNOCKS ON THE DOOR 262 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:36,489 - "Après!" - What are you saying? - I told him to open, "après". 263 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:42,338 "Après" means "after". I understand because breakfast didn't arrive! 264 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,537 I arrive! 265 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,699 "Entrez." 266 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:51,934 "Entrez", not "après". You lived on the island of Bora Bora? 267 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,497 Thank you! 268 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:09,777 In the morning, if I don't have breakfast, I feel bad. 269 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:14,098 Magda, you will be "bora", but how "good" you are! 270 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,899 Let it be! 271 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:20,976 - I have to brush my teeth! - Don't think about your teeth! 272 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:31,892 - Have you included breakfast? - We don't give away cappuccinos here! 273 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:35,496 In category hotels breakfast is included. 274 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:40,496 - We play in the third category. - And fight not to be relegated. 275 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:45,177 Give a discount for the bipeds inside the tank? 276 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:49,493 - Oscar, shall we go? - Love, load your luggage into the car. 277 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,176 - I'll pay the bill and come. - Let's go! 278 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:58,897 Here, it's 800 francs. Until we meet again! 279 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,097 No! 280 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:04,776 - There are 400 of them. - Sorry, it was a... 281 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:13,294 Five, six, seven... eight hundred. 282 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:16,612 I salute you, friend! Portuguese! 283 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,897 For her. 284 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,370 - Thank you, sir. - Not at all. 285 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:33,292 That porter was a nice... 286 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:38,694 - Stop it, I'm tired! - What are you doing? We're leaving! 287 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:42,012 - You leave without me. - Giuseppina! 288 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:45,890 Patrizia, don't do that! 289 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:50,498 - I should have left you a year ago. - But we are in partnership. 290 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:54,893 This squalid life hunting for chickens to pluck... 291 00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:58,496 ..you call it "society"? Enough, Oscar! 292 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:04,099 - Our society is a failure. - Let's go to Venice. 293 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:08,618 It's full of chickens there, we'll clean it up all the "fools" of the lagoon. 294 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:14,890 No, dear, a year ago I thought you were stupid. 295 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,098 You fooled me because you were nice. 296 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:21,571 But a cheat must also win. 297 00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:27,498 It's a bad moment, but then things change, like on the stock market. 298 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:32,098 People are starting to invest again and we screw them. 299 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,894 Goodbye, Oscar. Change partner. 300 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:38,098 They are there too sentimental implications. 301 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:42,493 At this point I drop my ace of hearts, my heart! 302 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:46,495 You can see that ace of hearts it's false. 303 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:50,415 - Do you give me the "two of spades"? - Yes, I'll pass. 304 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:54,893 - Marisa, Irma, Moana, Patrizia! - Gentleman! 305 00:26:55,140 --> 00:27:00,897 As Bearzot said after the defeat at the World Cup: "Let's run away!" 306 00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:05,099 - Stop, sir! - Stop! 307 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:09,493 The view is sublime, the finishes are chiseled... 308 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:13,370 ...and above all it has a large terrace. 309 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,294 Here we are at the Harbor Light Palace. 310 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,180 - Ninth! - No! 311 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:23,300 - This is the myth "tobacconist's curve"? - Yes! 312 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:26,498 From here you can also see the Formula 1 Grand Prix. 313 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:31,098 Are you kidding? Racing cars today they have a turbo... 314 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:34,093 ..they make an incredible noise. 315 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:39,892 Ferrari, Osella... Have you ever heard an Osella brake? 316 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:45,294 - It's only once a year. - And two days of rehearsals? 317 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,895 And all the barriers? 318 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:53,852 And Poltronieri gives me the pass or Zermiani? Who gives it to us? 319 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:58,697 - Okay, I'm willing to negotiate. - He insists! 320 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:02,410 - Well, how much? - 900 million. 321 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,891 - 500. - 800. - 600. 322 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:11,897 - 700 and done deal! - But payment in cash. 323 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:16,418 - We have the "rustling". - The cash! 324 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:19,573 700 million, we sign tomorrow. 325 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:45,496 - It's a really chic piece. - Yes, it's very delicate. I'll take it. 326 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:49,973 - What a fairy tale! - Go for a ride. 327 00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:56,099 - How much? - In lire it is 54 million. Does he take it? 328 00:28:56,340 --> 00:29:01,289 - Sure, send it to the doorman of the Hotel de Paris. - Well. 329 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:09,379 - Everything's fine, are you happy? - How much does it cost? - 80 million. 330 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:15,298 - Did you pay in cash? - Yes, like greengrocers! 331 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,895 The rich pay at home. 332 00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:22,099 - I don't even have the butcher it gives credit. - He's the rich one. 333 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:26,299 He scores and you pay to his home. Now Furio dresses you! 334 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:30,499 Saint Laurent, Dior, Givenchy... They won't recognize you on Viale Marconi. 335 00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:34,699 Let's hope! The doorman's son He always puts his hand on my cunt... 336 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,615 Enough now. Goodbye, ma'am. 337 00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:00,537 Thanks, I'll pay later. 338 00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:04,132 Mara of Venice! No, she took the shadows... 339 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:07,498 ..and I was left with my butt in the sun. Anne from Baden Baden! 340 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,890 I don't have enough tokens. 341 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:14,691 Irises of Saint Vincent, Yes, I remember this one well. 342 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:19,298 A long story lasted a weekend. 343 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:25,172 She had a roe deer as her fiancé, but he adored me, he loved me! 344 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,377 I hope to find her. 345 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:35,490 Ready? Iris! What a pleasure to meet you! I'm Oscar. 346 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:40,177 Not Togni, your Oscar. I wanted you propose to start a partnership. 347 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:44,300 The chickens are swarming! Ah, you're a vegetarian! 348 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,690 And the roe deer? 349 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:50,899 Of course I understand Aosta Valley. "Are you going to give away the chips?" 350 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,097 This is Milanese! Ready? 351 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:54,330 Ready? 352 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:59,692 - This Valle d'Aosta remains with me always on the stomach. - Fuck! 353 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:02,216 Broom! 354 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,690 Broom! 355 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:07,216 Broom! Broom! 356 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:14,893 Broom! Broom! 357 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,336 Stop, Pino. 358 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:22,416 Broom! 359 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:26,574 Broom! And fuck. I can't lose. 360 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:29,653 How lucky you are, Paolo! 361 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:32,858 Dear Pino, wisdom shines from your face. 362 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:37,059 But as the Buddha said: "Whether you walk, sit or wait... 363 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:41,976 ..sooner or later bad luck hits you." It's 8,300 lire. 364 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:45,417 Shuffle the cards, I want a rematch. 365 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,890 Stop, Pino! 366 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:02,494 Cut. 367 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:16,094 Broom! 368 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:20,212 Broom! And fuck! 369 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,815 - Shall I continue? - Continues! 370 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,290 Masochist. 371 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:52,815 All this effort to win only 32,000 lire! 372 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:59,295 - What are you doing in my house? - At the bar I've seen how you handle cards. 373 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:04,091 - Out! - Calm down, put it away the hammer with the sickle. 374 00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:06,695 Let me introduce myself. 375 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,297 You discover. 376 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:36,896 - Full of kings. - Not enough, poker. 377 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:47,329 - You discover. - Poker of eights. - Poker of Aces. 378 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,417 - Can I try? - Please. 379 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:11,132 I'm a tough guy. Poker of Aces. 380 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:14,498 I never lose it three times in a row, real scale. 381 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,900 Why do you live in this dump? 382 00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:25,098 Municipal electrician, 941,000 lire per month. 383 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:28,537 I live within my means of survival. 384 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:32,489 One with your own hands he should live at Caesar Palace. 385 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:38,292 No, I just take a few shots at the bar, to round off. 386 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:42,499 - I would never cheat on my friends. - If you start a partnership with me... 387 00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:45,937 ..we screw those with the "wheat hard." - Commendator Barilla? 388 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,137 What does Barilla have to do with it? 389 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:52,692 A few kilometers from the border the chickens are swarming. 390 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:55,898 I'm not ready to play abroad. 391 00:34:56,020 --> 00:35:00,218 If I make you win 200 million in three days? 392 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:06,490 - I'm ready to play abroad. - 200 million for you and 200 for me. 393 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:10,699 It's the "heat of money." You will be my Tom Cruise... 394 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:16,299 ..and I will be your Paul Newman. - Paul Newman is a little better than you. 395 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:20,329 You look like Tom and Jerry more than Tom Cruise. 396 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:23,094 So, what should I do? 397 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:28,420 You'll have to trust me, How much do you have in cash? 398 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:34,133 - I have 23 million in my post office book. - Phenomenal! 399 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:04,299 - Furio, it's hot! - Go take a bath. 400 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:10,411 - Check me, I can't swim. - Don't lose your gold! 401 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:15,971 - You're a lot! - Mouflon! 402 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,174 Fury! 403 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:25,091 - When did you arrive? - I left the club 48 hours ago. 404 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:29,413 This looks like one of the Rio Carnival. Immense! 405 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:32,891 - He's with me. - With you? 406 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:37,099 Yes, it's a new purchase of mine stable of aspiring actresses. 407 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:40,890 She's rough, but in bed... 408 00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:42,892 - In bed? - A beast. 409 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:46,496 You are always full of women, lucky you! 410 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:50,699 Instead of the insurance agent I had to be an actor's agent. 411 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:55,616 I've been here for a week and I didn't do anything! 412 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,693 I have a missile aimed at the world. 413 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:05,496 You had to go to the Adriatic, you would have found some Dutch there. 414 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:10,291 And then you Romans don't know languages, you always talk about cars. 415 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:15,899 You are provincial. In Porto Ercole you feel like you're in Oslo! 416 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:19,496 I saw a huge one! 417 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,495 Hello, Furio. 418 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:32,699 Hi, go get it this "whitewashed" one! 419 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:40,019 - I disturb? I can settle down near her? - Certain. 420 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:43,696 - Come in. - Thank you, you are very kind. 421 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:48,491 - Usually Italians are a little... - Forastici. 422 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:53,894 - Exactly, to say the least. - When summer begins... 423 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:59,294 ..the "bundle makers" are all ready to leave. - Do you live here? 424 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:03,499 - No, I'm from Rome. - I wouldn't have guessed it from your accent. 425 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,890 Well... I'm a lawyer. 426 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:10,896 - Furio, water is a "pine cone". - She is Roman, very Roman. 427 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:14,690 - Jean Duroc de Rothschild. - Nice to meet you, Tortorella Magda. 428 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:18,331 De Benedictis, hello. Rothschild, relative... 429 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:23,097 - Yes, nephew. - You can see that she is a very fine person. 430 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:28,090 - She is very pretty, congratulations for jewelry. - 80 million. 431 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,809 Shut up. Come in. 432 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,017 Thank you. 433 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:37,095 Do you play Backgammon? 434 00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:41,893 - It makes me laugh. - Why? 435 00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:45,098 I basically invented it. 436 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:49,891 - Finally! Here I find myself alone amateurs. - I'm strong. 437 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:55,374 - Let's play a game. - Gladly, but... - Say. 438 00:38:55,620 --> 00:39:00,694 If I don't play very heavy, I don't have fun. 439 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:05,935 - Shall we make $10,000 per closing? - She said it! 440 00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:13,259 - 12! - Damn, we're off to a good start! 441 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,891 It's a lucky moment for me. 442 00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:20,132 - Furio, Roma-Lecce! - Stop it! 443 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:25,409 It brings me bad luck! It's my turn. I did 12 first. 444 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:32,170 - Imbecile! - Tell me it's not true. 445 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:39,099 - No, it's true, you lost 250 million. - That was always 12! 446 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:42,298 - Damn you! - No, yours! 447 00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:46,499 - Where are you going? - Go. I can't stay with a broccoli like you! 448 00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:51,496 Give me the necklace! I still owe it pay, you will have to return it. 449 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:54,892 - Don't touch the gifts. - Did you also take the clothes? 450 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:59,099 - Certain. - How do I pay the 62 million of debts? - 62 million? 451 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:04,619 The necklace alone cost 80! You're a liar. 452 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,739 Look, I'll give you a slap! 453 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,770 "Caciottaro!" 454 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,419 Cheers! 455 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:45,333 Nice place! Approximately 250 seats and category dishes. 456 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:51,093 - He threw a plate at me! - If I catch you, I will destroy you. 457 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:55,891 - Rude! I'm going now... - No, stop! That's how it's used here. 458 00:40:56,140 --> 00:41:00,099 You can break whatever you want, it is the characteristic of the place. 459 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:04,254 - No, he's angry with me! - Then let's answer. 460 00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:07,770 Don't try! 461 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:14,899 - Is it really possible? - Yes! - Then take this! 462 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,417 This too! Burino! 463 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:20,617 The fork! 464 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:30,260 It's fun! The Pirate is a fool, every night they rock everything! 465 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:34,459 - No, you pay for what you break. - Then I'm the stupid one. 466 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,574 No, it's fun and then you let off steam! 467 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:45,932 It's like being in the Persian Gulf! Boarding! 468 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:02,695 - Thank you. - Is it expensive? - No, 15 million between two. 469 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,898 - Come on, it's late. - Where are we going? 470 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:11,089 - Let's go to me. - And the jealous man? - He's not here tonight. 471 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:15,299 (sings) The night is "crazy" for us, very "cicciolina"! 472 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:21,297 - You have to take me first in that place. - The toilet is there. 473 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:25,534 No, in another place. Come, I'll take you. 474 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,695 - That's six million. - Thank you. 475 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:37,500 - Six million. - Only these? 476 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:41,699 It's the restaurant's takings on Saturday and Sunday! 477 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:45,899 - They won't give me six million not even the thrill. - Yes to me! 478 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:51,089 Why did we come to the casino? We had to go to your place to do... 479 00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:55,299 - (sings) DIMEDIDUMEDIDERA! - After. 480 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:58,896 - No, you're tickling me! - Do you have any more money? 481 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:03,896 - Here they are! - It's change for tips. 482 00:43:04,140 --> 00:43:08,179 These are fine too. I'm going to the table, permission! 483 00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:13,098 If tonight that doesn't let go of the "puff"... 484 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:17,732 ..I give her two slaps on the butt at Pietro Paolo Virdis. Understood? 485 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:11,497 Keep the change. 486 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:28,098 - How did it go? - He doesn't want to go out on the 23rd. 487 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:31,890 - How much have we lost? - A lot. - Let's change the game. 488 00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:36,611 - Only stupid people insist. Bet everything on red. - Go! 489 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:47,293 - How many are there? - An attic above the curve of the tobacconist. 490 00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:51,090 Please, judgement! 491 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:54,571 Judgement, Silvia! No! 492 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,410 Thank you. 493 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:12,499 - Did you "cill"? - No... I went to fuck... 494 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:17,291 - But then... she fucked me. - Was he a transvestite? 495 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:21,499 Worse, Lino! It was a leech! 496 00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:26,689 - He sucked you too! - Tell me it's not true! 497 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:30,899 I'll kill you! Ten years of savings wasted! 498 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:35,691 - It was gaming fever! - Did you play them at the casino? 499 00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:41,299 We were winning, but she wanted to play again... 500 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:44,498 And you lost everything. I'll kill you! 501 00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:48,017 CONFUSED VOICES 502 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:52,496 Help, he's become a beast! 503 00:45:55,540 --> 00:46:00,091 Caesar, can you hear them? They annoyed me! 504 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,412 Now I'll inflate them! 505 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,256 Infamous! 506 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,458 Tell me his name! Who is? 507 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:22,615 I do not know! If you knew, I would tell you! I do not know! 508 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,931 You're such an idiot! 509 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:42,697 Welcome, sir. 510 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:51,610 Sorry, dear, I didn't introduce myself. Buy candy. 511 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:06,411 - Good morning. - Good morning. 512 00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:10,290 - Do you want? - What do you think I want? 513 00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:15,489 - I do not know. - Call "le direteur, pur plesir"! 514 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:18,698 - "Even..." - Please call "le direteur". 515 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:23,776 - I do not understand. - Shall I make you understand right away? 516 00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:29,894 Go and call "le direteur", if wants. If he doesn't want to, "vol-au-vent"! 517 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:34,896 Where are you going? There are still more, go. 518 00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:39,094 Here. 519 00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:46,418 - Was he looking for me? - Are you the director? - Yes. 520 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:51,097 - I am engineer Borghini. - We have your reservation. 521 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:55,891 Did you understand? There isn't a bit of "noblesse oblige"! 522 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:59,496 So... here it is, the 204. 523 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:04,689 - A room with a number? - Yes. - Do I have the face of a bum? 524 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:10,697 I am the engineer Borghini, I have a factory with 750 workers. 525 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:15,696 I want a suite, a super suite, an extra large suite! 526 00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:19,490 - There is the imperial suite. - All right. 527 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:24,098 - It costs 2 million a day. - It's not much, is there a bathroom too? 528 00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:27,412 - Certain. - Then it's fine. 529 00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:31,335 - Doctor Borghini, the documents. - The documents? 530 00:48:31,580 --> 00:48:35,414 Here they are! Driving licence, identity card, hunting license. 531 00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:39,893 Give the key to the imperial suite to Dr. Borghini. 532 00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:44,179 - Here, sir. - Thank you. - Welcome, sir! - To her. 533 00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:47,697 - The suitcases, sir. - For you too. - The newspapers! 534 00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,294 Here. 535 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:55,974 I understand what you want. You want tip first and I'll give it to you first. 536 00:48:56,740 --> 00:48:58,219 Also because after... 537 00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:03,899 - I'll vouch for Borghini. - Give me a portrait of the subject. 538 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:08,134 Paolo Borghini, aged 29, son of Evaristo, king of furniture makers. 539 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:15,093 40,000 square meters of exhibition. Capital, 100 billion. 540 00:49:15,340 --> 00:49:21,291 - Interesting. - He likes them finance, chips and "chips". 541 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:28,499 - Why doesn't anyone know him here? - He's a reckless man. 542 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:32,699 The father sent him in a branch in Argentina. 543 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:39,095 I saw him lose millions with amateurs, it's chicken! 544 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:42,298 - How many days remains? - Until he runs out of money. 545 00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:46,898 - We have to hurry. - I want to take some information... 546 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:50,815 ..then I go on the attack. - Attack or "we attack"! 547 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:55,729 - How much do you want for reporting? - 50%. 548 00:49:55,980 --> 00:50:03,091 - No, 5%. - Even 3% is fine, because we will steal a billion from him. 549 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:07,538 You never change, Oscar! Always the usual exaggerated. 550 00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:12,129 Irma! No... Patrizia! 551 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:15,452 I forgot, she works with me. 552 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:18,214 You moved on to the competition, like Carrà. 553 00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:21,691 To your Borghini will my girlfriend like it? 554 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:25,695 Yes! The "slutty" type he definitely likes it. 555 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,658 Beautiful couple! 556 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,892 Cartier, Dior, the Givenchy bag... 557 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:34,496 I also bought her perfume, 1,400,000 lire! 558 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,892 - Any problems? - No, it makes me laugh. 559 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:41,735 - Good morning, Paul. - Good morning, Mrs. Scotti. 560 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:47,535 What a witch! Is it January 6th? 561 00:50:47,780 --> 00:50:52,490 I have 62 million in debt! If I don't pay, they won't give me a passport! 562 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:55,698 Here they smile, but if you don't pay, they'll cut off your hands! 563 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:57,897 Where do you find them? 564 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:04,492 You are my partner! On the license plate it says "De Benedictis and Cialoni". 565 00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:07,698 We are members only When is there money to be made? 566 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:12,298 Have we never earned anything? You're a liar! What? 567 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:16,090 No, you didn't have to tell me that. You're also vulgar! 568 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,890 You are very vulgar, don't make me upset! 569 00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:23,576 Do you know what I'm telling you? Cialoni! 570 00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:30,495 What people! He sold used cars in Tuscolano... 571 00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:34,290 ..now attend the cream of Vigna Clara. - Problems? 572 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:38,499 No, I was arguing with my partner from Rome. 573 00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:43,894 - For every problem there is a remedy. - It depends on the problem. 574 00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:49,294 - Yours is a money problem. - No, a lot of money! 575 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:53,499 - I am Romilda Scotti, do you know this name? - No. 576 00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:57,495 He read the article on the "Scrooges" of Italy? 577 00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,892 - Scrooge in what sense? - The richest. 578 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:06,294 I'm the number 4 seed. I can give you a loan. 579 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:11,979 I understand! She is very kind, but I wouldn't do it even for 50 million. 580 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:15,292 - I won't give you 50 million. - Not even for 100. 581 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:20,569 I don't give her 100 million, I'll give you 200 million. 582 00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:25,098 CHA CHA CHA 583 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:51,291 - This is a quick figurative! - I love the "cheek to cheek"! 584 00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:53,019 Move! 585 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:11,737 No! Afterwards, when the time comes old Frank's magic! 586 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,095 What are you doing, falling? 587 00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:26,695 Let's take a break. 588 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:37,692 - A frozen vodka. - For your lady? 589 00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:41,296 No, my mother is a teetotaler. 590 00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:44,498 A double bourbon with a drop of rum. 591 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,256 This one drinks nitroglycerin! 592 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:54,492 - Come, don't be shy! - Ma'am, I'm sweaty! 593 00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:57,300 - Me too! - Precisely. 594 00:53:57,540 --> 00:54:00,498 - Ma'am... - Call me Romy. 595 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:05,894 Romy, I could have 50 million down payment for tomorrow? 596 00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:10,691 There's no problem, just give me proof of love. 597 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:14,296 - What? - The test of love! 598 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:18,898 - What do you mean by love? - I mean... ZAN ZAN ZAN! 599 00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:21,973 A fuck? But stop it! 600 00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:23,976 The mother. 601 00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:29,291 We started with Silvia Abba and we arrived in Zuzu. 602 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:32,817 Silvia Zuzu, 93010461. 603 00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:38,173 - Are you sure her name is Silvia? - Of course, her name is Silvia! 604 00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:42,493 Here it is full of Silvie, Monte Carlo it was supposed to be called "Montesilvia". 605 00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:47,894 Now take the tokens and call everyone... 606 00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:52,099 ..until you find the right one. HORN 607 00:54:52,380 --> 00:54:55,338 HORN 608 00:54:57,340 --> 00:55:01,777 Animals! What are you doing standing there? 609 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:06,491 My anchor is aground with yours! 610 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:11,576 Dude, it's your fault! We have been here since August 3rd! 611 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:16,291 I've been coming here since 1952! 612 00:55:16,540 --> 00:55:22,138 "Mare Nostrum" order yours "shanghai" to help me! Quick! 613 00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:27,898 Change "yogurt"! Yours is old, buy one like this! 614 00:55:28,140 --> 00:55:31,098 - What do I do, ma'am? - Leave it alone. 615 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:35,459 This is the magical moment of the day, bring to the table. 616 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:39,409 Proletarians, what are you doing here in Monte Carlo? 617 00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:42,015 You have to stay in Pietra Ligure! 618 00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:45,696 - Isn't that Columbus? - Christopher? 619 00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:48,898 No, the one that always comes to the restaurant! 620 00:55:49,140 --> 00:55:52,292 Yes, it's Ambrogio Colombo, the one who never pays. 621 00:55:52,540 --> 00:55:54,770 Commander! 622 00:55:55,020 --> 00:56:00,379 Hey, Karamazov brothers! What are you doing here? 623 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:04,579 We are here on business. Do you need help? 624 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:09,098 Let's hope! Mayol Brothers, put on your diving suit... 625 00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:16,531 ..and go down to release the anchor. Quick! - Let's go help him. 626 00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:27,489 - Mom! - You could have said you weren't at ease in the aquatic element! 627 00:56:27,740 --> 00:56:32,496 - I would have unleashed my crew. - These days it's strange. 628 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:35,493 - He must have won at the casino. - Certain! 629 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:39,893 Guys, I really appreciated it the gesture. Do you have plans tonight? 630 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:44,293 - no, Gino has to do something phone call. - Go shit! 631 00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:48,499 You can do them from my house. I've been coming to eat at your place for years... 632 00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:55,498 ..for one evening you will be my guests. Anyway, hands off my chef. 633 00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:59,176 Compared to him, Gualtiero Marchesi is nobody. 634 00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,298 Animals! 635 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,894 Captured 636 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:31,089 - Welcome to the beautiful setting. - Thank you. - Work hard tonight. 637 00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:36,699 There's a pig gathering, all authentic stuff. 638 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:41,730 I'm already busy, otherwise... bye, love! 639 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,891 You come! 640 00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:48,896 - It's her! - Well done, it's Silvia, my woman. 641 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:53,850 The official hyena is parked in a dietary center. 642 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:57,297 Love, let me introduce you the emperors of risotto. 643 00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,338 Go, pig! 644 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,893 - Good evening. - Greetings! 645 00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:08,737 (in English) Darling, close your eyes. I have a surprise for you. 646 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:16,092 - Is this a gift? - No, it's a loan. 647 00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:21,169 - Now open your eyes. - Pretty. 648 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:25,298 Of course she's beautiful, with what it costs! 649 00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:28,498 To make it up to me the escape to Monte Carlo... 650 00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:33,496 ..next week I give this necklace to my wife. 651 00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:36,858 He will wag his tail like a puppy. 652 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:42,095 - I only use it for running in. - Exactly, but at the end of the evening... 653 00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:45,617 ..go back to the safe. - I'm going to my guests. 654 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:51,890 No, accompany the gentlemen to the bar and introduce him to some sluts. 655 00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:56,577 - Come, have a seat. - Beware of the Crown Jewels! 656 00:58:58,820 --> 00:59:04,099 What do we do with the 700 million? They were mine too. 657 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:08,493 You hurt me! I have nothing to do with it, his brother knew what he was doing. 658 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:12,699 - I wanted to "soak the biscuit"! - Don't be vulgar. 659 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:16,899 - If you don't want scandals, help us to recover the money. - How? 660 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:20,496 - Take them to Colombo. - He has a splendid villa! 661 00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:24,699 If it were easy to take his money, I wouldn't still be here! 662 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:27,898 Columbus is the stingiest man of Italy! 663 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:34,699 He keeps me here as a guest. He gives me food, sleep... 664 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:40,094 ..he hands me his wife's clothes, but no money. 665 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:45,653 This is why I have a gambling mania, but one day I will win and go away. 666 00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:51,655 Yes, but what do we do in the meantime? 667 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:55,291 If you have any ideas to cheat the miser, I'll help you. 668 00:59:55,540 --> 01:00:01,297 Silvia, you're crazy for going around with that necklace? 669 01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:05,090 - Why? - Don't you read newspapers? The Cat! 670 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:10,898 - The Cat? - An acrobat thief, which is terrorizing the Coast. 671 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:16,499 He burgled half the villas of our friends. So you provoke him. 672 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:20,335 Follow my advice, a string of pearls and off you go. 673 01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:23,413 Fakes, of course! 674 01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:28,376 - This is a good idea. - Which? 675 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:33,456 - The Cat. - You don't understand anything! - You don't understand. 676 01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:39,129 Well done, be a "chicken"! 677 01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:57,490 I lost! I lost! For her! 678 01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:59,890 - Thank you, sir. - I lost! 679 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:03,132 They observe us, we change tables. Play more! 680 01:01:03,380 --> 01:01:07,339 - I've run out of money, all I have left only the Risk. - Let's risk it! 681 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:13,292 I am engineer Borghini. Do you have your credit card? 682 01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:17,090 - I lost it! He points this shoe at me on the 13th? - You can't. 683 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:20,890 Are you crazy? This shoe costs a lot, it's designer! 684 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:24,496 - I guarantee. - You can't! - What? 685 01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:29,098 I am the engineer Borghini, I bet my 750 workers on 13! 686 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:32,890 - Point the machine too! - I cannot. 687 01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:36,929 What do you care? They're not yours. You are servants! 688 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:42,299 - At that time? - They confirmed me your information. 689 01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:46,090 - Let's proceed with the fitting. - It will all be fine! 690 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:50,299 There is one thing that makes me suspicious, he's too much of an asshole. 691 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:54,898 Luckily they still exist specimens of "chicken pullulone". 692 01:01:55,140 --> 01:02:00,499 - What? - The chicken that swarms. - Will you introduce him to me or will I hook him up? 693 01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:05,291 - Do as you wish, Maria Goretti. - Introduce him to me, it's easier. 694 01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:09,499 It is necessary that you and Borghini do you make "trifle"? 695 01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:13,290 You taught me that. I take it to bed... 696 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:18,489 ..and in two days your bill will be lighter. - This time I don't want to. 697 01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:23,337 - Think about me having to go to bed with that little one. - Precisely! 698 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:30,099 You are the famous Borghini, Oscar told me about her. 699 01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:32,411 Is it one or is it two? 700 01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:35,857 I am only one, but available of the right people. 701 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:40,492 - Is he the gentle giant? - Oscar thinks so. 702 01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:44,699 This is my friend Patrizia, he is the engineer Borghini. 703 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:47,978 I see you two get along, funeral! 704 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:55,699 I like small men, intelligent and rich. 705 01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:00,491 I'm the right man, because I'm even shorter... 706 01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:02,890 ..I have reinforcement in my shoes. 707 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:06,098 Then I'm so rich, that I bought a baby... 708 01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:09,332 ..to make the Dobermann play in the garden. 709 01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:14,097 And already just born I was so smart... 710 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:17,298 ..that my mother he wanted to call me "Quark". 711 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:20,658 - Can you hear me from there? - Loud and clear. 712 01:03:22,740 --> 01:03:25,892 Zero! Final 2, final 3, final 4, the orphans! 713 01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:30,099 - Shut up, you're confusing me! - So you lose! 714 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:34,299 - The money is mine and I do it as I want. - Lend me something. 715 01:03:34,540 --> 01:03:38,898 - After the love test! - Why do you insist? 716 01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:43,498 - Because you turn me on to death! - We'll try tonight. 717 01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:48,576 - No! Facts first. - She's bad! 718 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:22,371 I'm starting to like being a "chicken". 719 01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:30,335 - Duroc's girl "hooked" you, huh? - Yes, everywhere! 720 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:32,577 - Also on the thermostat? - Everywhere. 721 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:37,251 I didn't think they could be done many things at the same time. 722 01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:42,057 - You noticed that she is a little taller about me? - Yes, just a meter. 723 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:46,538 - What is it? Aren't you happy for me? - Very, very much we are among sharks. 724 01:04:46,740 --> 01:04:49,971 They want to screw you, we want to screw them... everyone wants to screw everyone. 725 01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:54,060 The important thing is money, there is no room for feelings. 726 01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:58,458 - The important thing is that he hooked you. - Duroc invited me on the boat. 727 01:04:58,660 --> 01:05:01,015 Perfect, like a stopwatch. 728 01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:04,895 Now sleep until tomorrow it's a difficult day. HI. 729 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,057 - Oscar! - Yes? 730 01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:12,173 Look at that with that Patrizia nothing happened. 731 01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:14,696 Ah... Like nothing? 732 01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:19,571 - It's the Patrizia you were telling me about, who were you dating? - Yes. 733 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:23,450 - Nothing happened. - Oh. And the connection? 734 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:25,850 There was. 735 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:30,019 Only as soon as she undressed, I faked an early orgasm, alone. 736 01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:32,860 - Alone? - Yes, 5 meters away. 737 01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:36,940 Then we said goodbye and he told me: "Pleasure" and I: "My pleasure." 738 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:40,098 - Right for you. - Thank you, Paolo. 739 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:42,974 I told you you're half a seg... that is, a friend. 740 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:48,334 There are not only sharks, I feel more like a dolphin. 741 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:51,612 I understand feelings. "Pi, pi, pi..." 742 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:56,297 "Pi, pi, pi..." He didn't do it! You idiot! 743 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,655 - Good evening, Paul. - Good evening, Mrs. Scotti. 744 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:03,574 - Good evening, lawyer. - Good evening. 745 01:06:04,140 --> 01:06:08,577 Room 324. Knock and I open. 746 01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:16,216 Open? But if you are Socrates' age! Shut up, wall yourself up! 747 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:19,139 - Lawyer. - Yes? 748 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:22,890 - Another invoice has arrived for you. - Still? 749 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,733 He also dresses by Givenchy, this joke! 750 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:31,614 - Problems? - No, it makes me laugh more and more. 751 01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:35,455 - If they're looking for me, I'm at the bar. - Agree. - Thank you. 752 01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:43,850 - Hello, Furio. - Hello, Mouflon! 753 01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:47,735 - I'm betting a huge one. - The blonde? 754 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:54,090 I was trying to understand as it is under the dress. 755 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:58,089 - She wants money! - That? Money? 756 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:02,011 It'll cost you a million, category "slut"! 757 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:05,975 - How disgusting! But really? - Do you think he'll give it to you? 758 01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:10,498 Instead I have one waiting for me in the room... 759 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:14,376 ..and who would like me... - Would he like you? 760 01:07:14,580 --> 01:07:17,936 - He wants to give me a rub. - I bet it's "good" too! 761 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:21,258 - It's not good, it's... - Immense! 762 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:25,539 Exactly, and because I'm famous for my generosity... 763 01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:29,176 ..I decided to give you a gift. You come. 764 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,054 Good, please! 765 01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:36,298 You won't regret owning me! 766 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:41,174 And on... Wait, let's create some atmosphere. 767 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,969 But where are you going? 768 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:49,612 Get into bed. I'll go to the bathroom and come back. 769 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:52,498 Grrr! 770 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:57,330 I recommend the dark, otherwise I won't get excited. 771 01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:00,651 And let's go! 772 01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:03,773 Ready? I warmed it up for you. 773 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:06,494 - Thank you, you are a friend. - You are a friend. 774 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:09,260 It's tearing me apart, yesterday 6 times and today 3! 775 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:12,851 - I'll break it! - I recommend the light and don't talk. 776 01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:16,856 Relax. But tell me, how good is it? 777 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,939 - It's immense. - And go! 778 01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:24,139 Thank you! 779 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:31,612 POURS FROM THE ROOM 780 01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:35,850 And what is it? 781 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:38,495 SCREAMS 782 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:43,217 Already done? 783 01:08:43,740 --> 01:08:47,938 She was too good, I'm too compressed. 784 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:53,620 - I didn't control myself. - It took you 19 seconds and 50! 785 01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:59,020 - Less than the 200 m world record. - But... how much it was! 786 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,059 But go and die killed! 787 01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:12,336 I'm upset, you sent me to the mental hospital. 788 01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:15,453 I feel debilitated, drained! 789 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:21,213 - What have you done to me? - If you haven't done anything yet! 790 01:09:23,260 --> 01:09:26,730 As? Maybe I was a little quick. 791 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:29,899 Enough of this comedy! 792 01:09:31,060 --> 01:09:34,530 It was fun send me someone else? 793 01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:39,214 - What else? - Enough! 794 01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,178 Enough. 795 01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:45,857 It's you that I want, You excite me like crazy! 796 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:03,653 (Romy) Darling! - Still! 797 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:10,053 Take Sissi to the lawn, only there can he poop. 798 01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:14,855 Do you only do it there? SISSI BARKS 799 01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,937 "Big Jim"! 800 01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:29,733 COUNT IN FRENCH 801 01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:32,693 81. I give up, that's enough for today. 802 01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:35,938 I would have kept it up until tomorrow. 803 01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:40,135 Darling, give me the checkbook. 804 01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:43,418 There are 31 million and 200 thousand. 805 01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:48,060 - I thought worse. - I thought it better. - Me too. 806 01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:51,696 - Your friend is very lucky. - Or maybe very good. 807 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:56,098 - No, just very smart. - I say this dispassionately. 808 01:10:56,300 --> 01:11:00,612 Doctor Borghini with the papers it's a phenomenon! Excuse me. 809 01:11:00,820 --> 01:11:04,370 - He is certainly a gentleman. - (in French) I am. 810 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:09,251 - So he will give me revenge. - Rematch granted. 811 01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:13,014 Tomorrow night at my villa? 812 01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:16,338 I'm throwing a party and we two will be apart. 813 01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:20,454 - Are you okay with Chemin de Fer? - Beniss... sorry, tell me. 814 01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:23,169 That's fine, it's my bread. 815 01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:28,610 The stake will be 300 million. Head to head. 816 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:31,335 - 300 million? - At the very least. 817 01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:35,898 Ah, I understood as much as possible! It seemed a bit small to me. 818 01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:40,094 Don't worry, he'll make it! He can't do it... 819 01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:50,530 I'm ready. Shall we go out? 820 01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:54,330 But where do you want to go? Do you want to go out on Saturday night... 821 01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:58,010 ..elbowing in a tide of sweaty tacky people? 822 01:11:58,220 --> 01:12:02,134 We who know how to live, we'll throw ourselves here... 823 01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:05,731 ..with oysters, salmon, caviar and champagne. 824 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:08,898 And then we fall asleep. Bad? 825 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:13,059 But we promised the Pinardi to see us at the "Moulin des Mougelles". 826 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:17,373 Exact! In fact, look how agitated I am! 827 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:21,500 Start taking it all away, show me some rubber bands... 828 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:27,537 ..then come and lie down next to the pilot, I haven't used you in a while! 829 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,174 I SCREAM AND THUD 830 01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:48,289 - Lino, what are you doing? - I am done badly. - You're always the same! 831 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:51,458 Colombo and Silvia are gone. 832 01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:55,051 The staff is on leave. The Cat comes into action. 833 01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:58,810 - Do you remember where the safe is? - In the bedroom. 834 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:02,775 Now I'm going up to the roof, I drop onto the terrace... 835 01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:06,052 ..Silvia leaves the window open, I'll go in... 836 01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:09,457 ..and I go to the safe, 37-35-34-47. 837 01:13:09,660 --> 01:13:13,176 - And I'll take the... - Necklace. - And I leave the... - Sign. 838 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:17,169 You really don't understand shit! 839 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:21,055 (sings) As long as the boat goes, let her go... 840 01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:23,774 Arrival from the villa. 841 01:13:23,980 --> 01:13:26,813 Duroc will use the rosette system. 842 01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:29,694 - The system of...? - He's famous about the rose window. 843 01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:32,813 The cards... they are not these. 844 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:37,218 The cards have a rosette on the back. He will scratch it slightly. 845 01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:41,334 Thus, by touching it, he will always know what cards did he give to his opponent? 846 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:45,374 So there will be two of us who will know what the other has in his hand. 847 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:48,811 - Have you prepared the shots? - They're ready to explode. 848 01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:51,489 Po, po, po, po... poker! 849 01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:54,136 He can't do it. 850 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:04,050 Romilda, you said that you would have paid and instead... 851 01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:09,289 I recommend the crepes, they are excellent. Sissi ate them too. 852 01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:13,018 I gave you proof of love and you have to pay. 853 01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:15,609 And get an invoice which I then unload it. 854 01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:18,573 And who sees you anymore after that? 855 01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:26,013 - What are you doing, playing? - No, I'm very serious. 856 01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:30,891 Because I fell in love with you like a little girl. 857 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:34,377 - I don't want to lose you. - Little girl? You're an old woman! 858 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:37,094 Your first man it was Silvio Pellico! 859 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,860 I am a lawyer, I'll send you to jail for fraud... 860 01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,733 ..rape, kidnapping... 861 01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:43,812 - Stop! - Alt. 862 01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:51,091 I'm rich and you'd make an impression of the gigolo looking for money. 863 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:54,699 Have a little patience. 864 01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:59,417 - You'll see that I'll pay everything off. - Will you pay it all off? 865 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:06,173 Because if you don't pay... I'll break you! 866 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:11,573 - The menu, sir. - Are crèépes really delicate? 867 01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:14,738 - Excellent. - Then bring! 868 01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:27,214 So many beautiful elastics! 869 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:32,969 Now that we've "painted" we can start testing! 870 01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:37,012 - Let's do it in the Jacuzzi. - With the water jet? 871 01:15:37,220 --> 01:15:40,850 - What if my digestion stops? - The water is hot. 872 01:15:41,060 --> 01:15:43,574 Then I'll like it. 873 01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:48,729 Look, but the Pinardis are better off or are we better off? Better them. 874 01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:50,578 Come on! 875 01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:14,617 MEOWS 876 01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:17,694 MOANS 877 01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:29,334 Ah! Holy shit! 878 01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:53,059 You were right. 879 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:57,298 It was in a bain-marie a great lust. 880 01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:02,210 Except the water was too hot, now I need air. 881 01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:04,736 Air! Air! 882 01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:10,979 What a pain! What immeasurable pain! 883 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:14,099 Air! 884 01:17:17,860 --> 01:17:20,136 Close, I'm cold. 885 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:24,135 But it's incredibly hot, raise the "top"! 886 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:26,809 Oh well... let's close. 887 01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:33,332 But it's too hot, it feels like being in a sauna! 888 01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:36,214 Let's create some current. 889 01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:40,014 - What are you doing? - Go! 890 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:10,135 The "sabot" is hers. 891 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,133 Allows? 892 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:16,452 Sorry, but the light... 893 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,817 Ah, the light. 894 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:24,654 - The light bothers him. - You'll see the bill! 895 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:36,454 Paper. 896 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:46,693 Nine. 897 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:53,656 - Bank? (Paul) Yes. 898 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:04,580 - Nine. - Right away? 899 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,530 - Yes... - Bank? 900 01:19:13,380 --> 01:19:15,576 (Paolo) Eight! 901 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:18,458 Nine. 902 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:26,292 - But what's happening? - An air gap. 903 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:29,014 I almost fell to the ground. 904 01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:33,258 It was an illness, perhaps the heat. 905 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:36,858 - Do you want to pause for a moment? - Yes! No... you say. 906 01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:40,849 Yes, wait a minute! I go to the bathroom and freshen up. 907 01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:45,455 - Check it. - And who loses sight of him? 908 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,494 "Rien ne va plus". 909 01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:57,370 15, black, odd. No 15. 910 01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,969 - Did you score the 15th? - Yes. 911 01:20:00,180 --> 01:20:04,299 - Play on the 12th, it's not out yet. - Going against the table is bad luck. 912 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,616 - Fire. - Yes. 913 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:12,699 - I'm thirsty. - The usual champagne? 914 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:16,495 - Yes, but remove the bubbles that... - You don't like them. 915 01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:35,853 Zero! 916 01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:45,253 Zero. 917 01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:48,771 It's wonderful! In full! 918 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:56,051 Beautiful "fifth column" you are! “He will use the rose window system.” 919 01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:58,695 He has eyes like binoculars! 920 01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:03,133 - Can I tell you something as a friend? - Yes. - You idiot! 921 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:07,334 Other than Paul Newman and Tom Cruise, we end up like Peacock and Teddy Reno! 922 01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:10,532 Calm down, you are a phenomenon and tonight you will prove it. 923 01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:13,858 In this deck there are 10 shots prepared. 924 01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:17,974 - With these blows, we bring him to his knees. - How? 925 01:21:18,180 --> 01:21:22,413 You take the deck, you slide it from the band and hide it in your hand. 926 01:21:22,620 --> 01:21:28,252 Then I distract him and you put the cards inside the "sabot". 927 01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:32,215 - Easy, right? - It looks like the Apollo mission! 928 01:21:32,580 --> 01:21:35,732 - What if we offered him a broom? - In Duroc? 929 01:21:35,940 --> 01:21:38,454 He won with 10 people playing blindfolded. 930 01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:41,174 It's a coup that never succeeded to anyone... 931 01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:45,931 ..but 10 years ago I succeeded and you'll make it tonight, "Tom"! 932 01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:47,977 He can't do it. 933 01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:51,536 Emergency! Danger! 934 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,095 - What is it? - You're there! 935 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:56,860 - But I'm here. - But no, the real Borghini! 936 01:21:57,580 --> 01:22:02,336 So dinner tonight, then we go to the casino... 937 01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:06,659 ..and then at the Bianchini cinema, under the covers and on the pillows! 938 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:09,460 - But it's very bad! - I know, he looks like you. 939 01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:12,254 Stop, I'll go. 940 01:22:14,780 --> 01:22:17,738 What is it? Are you bored? Eh, I understand you. 941 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:21,251 - Me too if there's nothing to do, I don't have fun. - Dear Borghini! 942 01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:24,452 - Oscar! - What a pleasure to see you again. 943 01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:27,652 - Is there anything to play? - Shut up! Do you see that over there? 944 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:31,018 - He's a finance inspector. - Behind that idiotic face? 945 01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:34,890 Yes, the one who looks like you has come to catch the Italian players. 946 01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:38,616 You write down the name and then when you come back in Italy, the assessment is triggered. 947 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:41,619 - You know Carl Lewis? - Yes. 948 01:22:41,820 --> 01:22:44,494 Him Carl Lewis, me Andrei. 949 01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:47,175 The honor goes to the loser. 950 01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:53,969 And I'll take it! 951 01:22:56,340 --> 01:22:58,172 Mr. Duroc... 952 01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:06,179 Nothing. 953 01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:09,655 I feel better. 954 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:24,338 Eight. 955 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:26,738 Nine. 956 01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:28,738 Bank. 957 01:23:32,460 --> 01:23:34,895 - Eight. - Nine. 958 01:23:38,740 --> 01:23:42,096 (Duroc) Eight. (Paul) Nine. 959 01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:56,856 - Eight. - Nine. How strange, huh? 960 01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:08,778 Bank. 961 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:10,658 Nine! 962 01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:14,577 Well, I think I'll stop working. 963 01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:18,412 That is... to take care of it personally. 964 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:24,219 SONGS OF VICTORY 965 01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:40,736 Listen, let the lawyer De Benedictis know that I'm broken... 966 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:45,696 ..so he'll be here in a minute, or walk back to the hotel. 967 01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:48,369 - Immediately, ma'am. - Thank you. 968 01:24:49,180 --> 01:24:52,252 Ah, did the big lady say that? 969 01:24:53,060 --> 01:24:55,893 Are you looking at these for me? You come! 970 01:25:01,340 --> 01:25:05,129 Do you know how stupid you are? Duties finished? 971 01:25:06,260 --> 01:25:09,218 - Not even champagne did you bring me? - No. 972 01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:12,139 But now I'll give you something else. 973 01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:16,133 She's going to die by killing herself! 974 01:25:16,740 --> 01:25:19,698 Take away the bubbles, he doesn't like them. 975 01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,938 Spartacus has freed himself from the chain! 976 01:25:46,340 --> 01:25:48,695 But I'll kill him! 977 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:19,293 - Where is Borghini? - At the bar. 978 01:26:26,740 --> 01:26:28,890 - Do you know him? - No. 979 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,933 So, do you want to come tonight? in bed with me? 980 01:26:32,260 --> 01:26:35,457 - But it's not the real Borghini! - Of course yes. 981 01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:38,129 It's the real Borghini, in flesh, blood and checks! 982 01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:41,617 I'm just the stunt double, but I didn't do it badly. 983 01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:44,130 - Did I do it wrong? - Calm down, Duroc. 984 01:26:44,340 --> 01:26:48,174 You have to know how to lose, let an expert tell you. 985 01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:52,294 Admit it, our scam it was a masterpiece. 986 01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:57,974 I suspected it. A "scratch" recognizes always another "scratch". 987 01:26:58,220 --> 01:27:03,169 - But how did you do it? - Nothing special, just one tackle. 988 01:27:03,460 --> 01:27:05,098 Tackling? 989 01:27:05,460 --> 01:27:07,371 Compliments. 990 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:11,496 - I'll leave the square to you. - No, the whole square is too big. 991 01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:16,217 - All I need is to buy my bar. - We buy it! Perhaps. 992 01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:19,094 But I want to give you a gift. 993 01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:21,576 That's the real Borghini. 994 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,972 If you know how to squeeze it, in a week you take away a billion from him. 995 01:27:25,180 --> 01:27:28,411 But what do I say a billion, 900 million! 996 01:27:29,060 --> 01:27:32,291 - Thank you. Farewell gift? - Yes. 997 01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:39,336 Disturbance? Can I sit next to her? 998 01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:41,497 Baron Duroc. 999 01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:43,653 Compliments! 1000 01:27:47,460 --> 01:27:49,133 Champagne! 1001 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:51,133 Learn. 1002 01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:05,298 Can you lend me your suite for a couple of hours? I'm missing something... 1003 01:28:05,580 --> 01:28:10,177 - Toilet? - Yes, me in bed with that piece of daughter! 1004 01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:16,209 (with French accent) Ready? Here the Cat speaks. 1005 01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:20,050 About blackmail of that necklace... 1006 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,940 Don't be an idiot, Columbus has left! 1007 01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:26,610 He fooled us, the necklace is a copy. 1008 01:28:26,820 --> 01:28:29,653 The real one is in a box security in Lugano. 1009 01:28:29,860 --> 01:28:35,538 (Silvia) When he saw the safe opened, he laughed. 1010 01:28:35,780 --> 01:28:40,297 It's impossible to fool him, better that you return to your restaurant. 1011 01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:44,130 I will continue to stay here and one day I'll do the "hit". 1012 01:28:45,100 --> 01:28:47,979 - Gino, can I tell you something? - What? 1013 01:28:48,180 --> 01:28:50,774 - Go shit! - Compliments. 1014 01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:54,769 Look, I wanted to get a house to the Ferrara beaches. 1015 01:28:54,980 --> 01:29:01,454 You insisted on coming here because you wanted to be a VIP. 1016 01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:05,295 Sweet life, emperors of risotto! 1017 01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:08,219 I have to go back to Milan on business. 1018 01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:12,857 Blessed are you who can stay here to go on holiday! 1019 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:16,934 If I'm born again, I'm opening a restaurant! 1020 01:29:17,180 --> 01:29:20,775 Greetings, animals! Listen to me. 1021 01:29:30,260 --> 01:29:33,730 The animals have decided to dedicate a dish to her. 1022 01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:37,774 - "You little shit"! - In beef sauce. 1023 01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:48,170 - Good morning. - I was starting to worry about, more than two hours! 1024 01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:51,219 - While I was there, I did it the coupon. - Can I come in? 1025 01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:55,010 Come in, I'm parked anyway the Jaguar in the bed. 1026 01:29:55,220 --> 01:29:57,609 Good, do all the tests. 1027 01:29:57,820 --> 01:30:01,575 I'm going back to San Remo. Let's split the money... 1028 01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:09,697 - Did you take them? - I thought you took them. 1029 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:30,494 "Sorry, I decided to stop with this life. 1030 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:34,375 "If they're looking for me, I'm in the Bahamas. Patricia. 1031 01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:38,057 "P.S. Thanks for the clearance." 1032 01:30:42,940 --> 01:30:46,615 - 32, red, even. - Taken! 1033 01:30:47,020 --> 01:30:50,217 (sings) I deserve it! It's mine! 1034 01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:54,300 - Look, I aimed it. - No! But what does he want? 1035 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:57,538 I staked it, it's mine. 1036 01:30:57,740 --> 01:31:01,096 I can confirm that he played it. 1037 01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:05,533 Sorry, but he pointed at 32 the lucky smurf. 1038 01:31:05,740 --> 01:31:09,654 - No, it's mine! - Don't take advantage of it, it's yours. 1039 01:31:09,860 --> 01:31:13,012 - Taken! It's 32 1 - But what does he want? 1040 01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:16,531 - 32 is mine. - No, it's mine! - I've been playing it for 48 hours! 1041 01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:19,778 - I've already played 200 million on it. - Nice idiot. 1042 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:22,654 - No, the Smurf played it. - Don't try it! 1043 01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:26,979 SPEAK FRENCH Go! 1044 01:31:28,580 --> 01:31:31,459 CONFUSED VOICE 1045 01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:09,729 Subtitles: Laser S. Film s.r.1. - Rome